Leave the banana outside.
Yes, even the small one.
YOU MAY COME IN. THE BANANA MAY NOT.
No
Banana.
He has heard your offer.
His answer is still no.
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GOOD COMPANY. STRICT FRUIT POLICY.SCROLL TO ENTER ↓
THE CHAIRMANPLEASE, BE SERIOUS.
HOUSE POLICYNO
BANANANO EXCEPTIONS
BANANANO EXCEPTIONS
01 / THE LOOKThat was not an invitation.
01 / THE HOUSE
A quiet room.
A very serious
resident.
ESTABLISHED WHEN HE SAT DOWN.
Every afternoon, he takes the same seat. Straightens his glasses. Surveys the room.
Visitors bring stories, questions, and occasionally the wrong fruit. Only the first two are welcome.
Nobody knows who made the rule.
Nobody has asked twice.
The management.
02 / MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. WITHIN REASON.
A short list.
A long stare.
Some things are negotiable.
This list is not.
READ &
UNDERSTOOD
UNDERSTOOD
Respect the chair.
It was his before you got here.
Keep it unreasonable.
Quietly, if you don't mind.
03 / A QUICK INSPECTIONHave you brought
Have you brought
anything yellow?
Go on. See what happens.
04 / THERE'S ROOM FOR ONE MORE
$NOBANANATake a seat.
Take a seat.
Empty-handed.
The door is open. The rule is unchanged.
Find the others. Make yourself comfortable.
A NOTE FROM THE CHAIRMAN
“
No.A complete sentence. A way of life.
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